Imagine there’s no Rumsfeld

December 20th, 2004 – 9:57 pm
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Columnist Maureen Dowd gives us a new twist on It’s A Wonderful Life:


CLOSE SHOT – Rummy is standing by the railing, staring morosely into the water. The snow is falling hard. Feeling a tap on his shoulder, he wheels around and wrestles an old man with wings into a headlock.

OLD MAN: Ouch! Tut, tut. When will you learn that force doesn’t solve everything?

RUMMY: Who the dickens are you?

OLD MAN: Clarence, Angel First Class. I’ve been sent down to help you.

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