Imagine there’s no Rumsfeld
Columnist Maureen Dowd gives us a new twist on It’s A Wonderful Life:
EXTERIOR BRIDGE OVER POTOMAC RIVER – NIGHT
CLOSE SHOT – Rummy is standing by the railing, staring morosely into the water. The snow is falling hard. Feeling a tap on his shoulder, he wheels around and wrestles an old man with wings into a headlock.
OLD MAN: Ouch! Tut, tut. When will you learn that force doesn’t solve everything?
RUMMY: Who the dickens are you?
OLD MAN: Clarence, Angel First Class. I’ve been sent down to help you.